I saw it from magazine... quite funny...
>>给数学老师:
亲爱的, 你是正数, 我便是负数,我们都是有理数,天生一对!
数学老师的回信:
亲爱的, 如果婚后我做了无理的事,也是有理的吧?
>>给地理老师:
如果你是东半球, 我便是西半球, 我们结合便是整个地球了.
地理老师的回信:
那那那...地球不就只剩我们两个? 那多荒凉啊!
>>给历史老师:
如果现实是今天, 历史是昨天, 我们相爱, 昨天和今天就结合在一起了.
历史老师的回信:
只有昨天和今天, 那我们的明天在哪里?
>>给华文老师:
你是夏天的星星, 你是春天灿烂的彩云,
你是命唱在我窗前展示美妙歌声的夜莺.....
华文老师的回信:
你就是爱那些云阿星阿的...唯独不爱我这个"人"!
>>给物理老师:
如果你是阴极, 我是阳极, 我们结合便能产生爱情的电!
物理老师的回信:
吓死我了, 我不敢靠近你,我怕触电!
>>给生物老师:
人是富有感情的高等动物, 我向你求爱, 你一定会接受的, 因为你我都是地球上高等的动物!
生物老师的回信:
我已经帮你把信转到国家动物园去了!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
写给各科教师的情书
Posted by regine at 4:39 AM 2 comments
Thursday, December 18, 2008
A night to remember
Getting ready for the night of nights
The night of nights, alright
Dont Panic (Panic!)
Now do we have to dress up for the prom?
Dude I dont think we have the choice
Yeah its the night of all nights
Gotta look just right
Dressing to impress the boys
Do I want classic or vintage or plaid?
Wheres the mirror?
I think this tux is too baggy
Too tight, it makes me look weird.
Should I go movie star glamorous, sassy or sweet?
Dont know, but no one better wear the same dress as me
Its the night of our nightmares
Its the night of our dreams
Its too late to back out of it.
Hey, makeovers, massages.
Dont know what a corsage is.
Been waiting all our lives for this.
Its gonna be a night (cant wait)
To remember (aw man)
Come on now, big fun (alright)
Its gonna be the night (I guess)
To last forever (lucky us)
Well never ever ever forget
Gettin Ready, Get Gettin Ready
Gettin Ready, Get, Gettin Ready
(Hey you been in there an hour man)
So, what should I do with my hair?
Wheres my shaver?
Ooh, I love it.
I look like a waiter.
Should I fluff it?
Its get later already should be there.
Her mother opens the door, Im shakin inside
Hes here, its time, the hours arrived.
Dont know why, her fathers staring me down
Wheres my purse? Lip gloss? Now Im really freaking out.
Then something changes my world
The most beautiful girl right in front of my eyes
Its gonna be a night (Oh Yeah!)
To remember (Thats for sure)
Come on now, big fun (Alright!)
Its gonna be the night (Yeah tonight)
To last forever (forever more)
Well never ever ever forget.
Whos that girl? (Shes so fine)
Whos that guy? (I dont recognize)
Whos that girl? (She looks so good, yeah)
Youll never really notice, but you probably should
Big fun, on the night of nights (alright)
The night of nights, tonight
Lets dance
On the night of nights
You know were gonna do it right
Its gonna be a night to remember
Its gonna be the night to last forever
Its gonna be a night to remember
Its gonna be the night to last forever
(Last Forever)
Its gonna be our night (you know it)
To remember (all time)
Come on now, big fun (big fun)
Its gonna be the night (love it)
To last forever (the rest of our lives)
Well never ever ever forget
Its gonna be our night (oh yeah)
All together (say it loud)
Come on now, everyone (thats right)
Its gonna be a night (yeah tonight)
To remember (hear the crowd)
And never ever ever never ever ever never ever never ever ever forget!
Posted by regine at 10:32 PM 2 comments
Friday, December 5, 2008
Hip-hop is so fun!!
Yesterday, my sister, suwen and I just went for a hip-hop class... it's so fun...
We reach there about 8.00pm... before the hip-hop class start, there is a 'hatha' class... I also don't know wat class is it... I saw my friend and her sister... we warm up first then only start our class... the step is a bit difficult to follow la... I think only have 1 seconds to do 1 step... must very very fast leh... but if practise a few time then ok liao... the teacher also teach us how to remember the step...
When the class had finish, we went back our home..
Posted by regine at 9:54 PM 6 comments
Thursday, November 27, 2008
2 days didn't talk to her liao...
1 day... 2 day... my mum la... because of 1 very very very small thing (can't say, secret)... me and my sister didn't talk to her for 2 days... my uncle and aunt say is my fault wor... but I don't think so loh... I can't drink mah.. why she have to paksa me to drink... everytime also like that... I told her that if I drink it, I will stomach ache.. but she also don't believe it...
When I talk to her, she just当我透明... eh, I not "eat glass big" la... hate it!! this time really the first time leh... and the most horrible... but when saturday, I will very cham.. she don't have work so will stay at home... have to 面对 her la.. haiz..
Hope everything will be ok as fast as possible la... if everyday like that, I'm going to crazy liao loh..
Posted by regine at 4:24 AM 3 comments
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
My birthday present ^^...
My Birthday Present
My best friend, sin yan give me... nice hor? Thank you...
My Birthday 'Angpau'
I get four angpau leh... My dad, grandmother, aunt and lai mah give me... haha.. $$$
Posted by regine at 7:30 PM 1 comments
Happy Birthday to me..
Today is my birthday... I grow 1 years old again... how I feel?? I also don't know..
Yesterday 12.00... no.. no.. no.. I should say today.. I also not yet sleep leh... because waiting my birthday... untill this morning I wake up... my dad give me 'angpau'... the forth 'angpau' I get... haha ^^...
One of my friends sms me:
++ Happy Birthday++ hope your dream come true and tian tian kai xin oh~~
One of my friends sing to me through blog:
Happy birthday to you,
You were born in the zoo,
You look like a monkey,
You smell like one too.
Thank you so much...
Posted by regine at 2:20 AM 1 comments
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Celebrate my birthd@y...
My dad bring my family include my uncle, aunt and cousin to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday... when we reach there, my dad open the vine... my aunt call me to drink it... but I don't like the taste... so I didn't drink it..
There are many dishes... look so delicious... yummy... fish, crab, prawn, vegetables, many many la... finish eating... the worker take out the birthday cake that my uncle buy for me... It's a chocolate cake... my favourite!!
My sister and I put the candles on the cake... then, my dad light the candles and call us to stand together to block the wind.. they sing 'Happy Birthday' song to me...
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To Regine,
Happy Birthday To You...
Actually I don't like that feeling... I blow out the candles and cut the cake... It's delicious... I eat 2 pieces... sure very fat liao loh... left a few pieces, my mum pack it and bring back home... for tomorrow breakfast gua...
I wish my family and friends always happy and I can get good result...
Posted by regine at 7:01 AM 1 comments
Friday, November 14, 2008
Today's activities...
Holiday is really boring... but today not so boring la... at least have something to do...
Morning
I wake up at 7.00am... I go to the basketball cot near my house... I play with my sister, cousin brother & sister, friend... maybe yesterday night heavy rain, so the floor very wet... we nearly fall down... so we take out our slippers so that not so easy to fall down... about 9.00 something, my dad comes to the basketball cot to bring us to take our breakfast... finish eating... we go back our house and continue to play poker... It's fun.. after a while, my cousin brother & sister go back their house...
Afternoon
My cousin sister comes to my house again... then we go into my room to play poker again... and play UNO, monopoly, many many la... we also play the buy 'big' or 'small' by using poker chips la... just for fun.. like open casino... It's very noisy... we play the whole afternoon..
Night
At night usually nothing to do... today online loh.. chat with friends, blog, listen to song, play games...
Posted by regine at 6:30 AM 1 comments
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The last day Of sch00l is my first day Of sp0tcheck in SMK PUTERI TITIWANGSA... hate it ! hate it !
Today is the last day of school for form1 and 2... it is also the first day of spotcheck for me in SMK PUTERI TITIWANGSA... I brought my handchicken and UNO card to school... because it is so boring and we have nothing to do...
After recess, a group of prefect were coming to form1 block... everybody was busying to keep their handchicken... I gave my handchicken to my cousin sister... then, I went back to my class and play...
Finally... the prefect came.. "Pelajar, tolong beratur dua barisan di luar kelas" I'm not so sure what they say la... but similar this sentences la... the prefect went into my class... my UNO!!! dirampas!! OMG!! we didn't gambling mah... why need to rampas wor... we just play killer...
Suddenly, a prefect came out and holding my present that sy gave me... she ask who's present is this? and ask can open it? eh... I have my own privacy leh... you say open then i must open for u? prefect so what... everybody also have their own privacy mah... why need to open for you to see? or.. you think that I keep my handchicken inside... you can shake it but you can't open it!
Luckily, my handchicken didn't dirampas.. if not, i really going to jump the.... longkang... haha^^_ the last day of school also need to spotcheck... why? nothing to do? cik yap, the discipline teacher say that next year only can get back our things.. haiz...
Posted by regine at 10:40 PM 3 comments
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
My Result... Not Bad gua..
This is all my result...
BM Paper 1: 29/40
Paper 2: 80/100
BC Paper 1: 34/40
Paper 2: 40/60
MM Paper 1: 39/40
Paper 2: 60/(duno how much)
SC Paper 1: 32/40
Paper 2: 40/60
GEO Paper: 63/80
Folio: 18/20
SEJ Paper: 55/100
KH Paper: 60/100
PM Paper 1: 32/40
Paper 2: 39/60
SVK Paper 1: 18/25
Paper 2: 21/25
Folio: 42/50
Some result not yet get....
Posted by regine at 6:05 AM 2 comments
Lonely....
Today, Sy didn't come to school... haiz... Vio, Oniy3n and Jaslyn went to library tugas... so i'm alone loh... so cham... I didn't bring my 'UNO' card leh... forgot liao... so boring leh.. can't play... I just sit my place...
I tried to borrow from my cousin sister but she didn't bring too leh.. so, i borrowed from my class's malay girl... they also bring 'ahem' leh... then, I play with Mandy, Ee Ming, Car, Cherry and Joanne until recess time... after recess, we went to computer lab... yeah... can online... better then playing 'UNO' in the class...
Posted by regine at 4:27 AM 2 comments
Saturday, November 8, 2008
I saw her!!
Yesterday night, i went to jusco to buy junk food for the monday jamuan... While buying, i saw my ex-classmate... she transfered quite a few months... she is also my ex-monitor... CHEAH MEI GIN loh.. she wore a pink shirt... yucks!! and a jeans.. I didn't even think that i will saw her... her hair still same.. not long not short.. change a bit loh...
Posted by regine at 10:38 PM 4 comments
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Finally..... i finished my exam....
I have finished my exam!! finally... I feel so relax... haha ^^_
I really felt very tired during exam... everyday also '开夜车' ... very late only sleep... but now... I no need to '开夜车' liao... I can sleep early and well... I also can online everyday now... almost 2 weeks didn't chat... my fingers very itchy...
Yesterday is art's exam.. is also the last exam... but more like chating and playing... everyone just chating with their friends.. n walking around the class.. just like shopping in shop.. my class not so big like timesquare la.. haha.. if compare with other form1 classes, my class is the most noisy... haha..
I hope my friends and I can get good result and still maintain in maju class...
Posted by regine at 10:44 PM 2 comments
Friday, October 24, 2008
好烦哦!! 谁可以救我?
就快要考试了.... 最近我的心情也变的很差了, 有时还觉得很烦... 超烦的! 头都快爆炸! 其实我在学校已经够烦了可是回到家更死... 妈妈每天叫我做这个做那个... 有时,她还乱发脾气,乱骂人... 整间房子都是她的声音.. 吵到死! 她难道就不能静一静吗? 静一天就够了,我都已经谢天谢地...
Posted by regine at 5:44 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
To0mo0rro0w can go to sch0ol liao..... yeah...
today is the last day of holiday(PMR)....
yeah... i can go to school tomorrow...
i really miss the school so much...
yipee... yaya... yipee... yipee... ya..
i also can meet my friends tomorrow...
one day didnt talk with them really boring...
miss them too...
woohoo....
i no need to stay at home study liao..
it's so boring...
yeah...
Posted by regine at 1:41 AM 1 comments
Monday, October 13, 2008
B0riNgzz....
today is a very boring day for me…
because of PMR so I(form1 onli) no need to go to school
but my sis have to la… form 2 mah
nobody can accompany me… too bad…
morning… I took my breakfast...
later.. I send my bro to school loh..
then I have to go my grandma’s house
nobody home mah.. left me onli…
my parent sure don let la…
but go to my grandma’s hse...
do what leh??
online meh?? impossible loh...
sure... STUDY loh..
somemore can do what…
exam is coming….
hate it so much…
expecially the pjk….
i just get 10 marks in my July test…
i cant believe it...
maybe my class no 1 pass loh..
because of the teacher la..
she also didnt teach us ..
what 2 do??
haiz...
Posted by regine at 6:35 AM 3 comments